BUREAUCRACY: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the point of this bureaucracy?

We're not entirely sure, but we're working on it.

Q: Why are the forms so long?

We like to make you work for your paperwork.

Q: Can I get a refund for my application form that I never filled out?

Ha! You think we're made of money?

Q: Can I speak to a human representative?

We're afraid not. But you can try calling our automated answering machine, which will probably just play 'The Wheels on the Bus' for hours.

Q: How do I get my permit?

Permit? Permit? We don't have any permits. Maybe you can try bribing our department head with donuts?