It seems the Bureaucratic Overload Committee has reached critical levels of inefficiency.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are experiencing unavoidable delays in the processing of your request.
You are hereby notified that the following forms are required, but will likely take years to complete:
Failure to complete these forms within the next 5 years will result in automatic denial of your request.
For further assistance, contact the Bureaucratic Overload Committee.
Remember, the Department of Red Tape is here to help.
Disclaimer: The Bureaucratic Overload Committee is not responsible for any lost souls.