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The Circular Fee Bureau: Because who doesn't love bureaucracy?

Fees for Services

Our fees are calculated using a complex algorithm that takes into account the number of forms you fill out, the length of your hair, and the amount of time you spend in our waiting room.

Standard Form Fee: $10 per form
Long Hair Fee: $20 extra for every inch of hair longer than 6 inches
Waiting Room Fee: $5 per minute spent waiting for us to call your number

Late Fee: Because we know you'll probably be late

Our Bureaucratic Process

Our process involves a series of increasingly complex forms, each one more delightful than the last!

Step 1: Fill out Form 1
Step 2: Fill out Form 2 (this one's longer than the first)
Step 3: Wait in our waiting room for 30 minutes
Step 4: Receive a phone call from our representative
Step 5: Fill out Form 3 (this one has a lot of checkboxes)

Fees per Page: Because we know you'll want to know

Testimonials

We've been helping people navigate our fees for years!

"I love filling out Form 2!" - John D.
"The waiting room is so comfy!" - Jane D.
"I'm still waiting for my number to be called..." - Bob S.

More Testimonials: Because we have plenty