Late Fee Committee: Where Bureaucratic Efficiency Goes to Die

Welcome to the Committee Fee Late Fee, where we've mastered the art of making you wait in line.

Our committee has been convened, but our fee has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances.

We apologize for the inconvenience, but please submit your fee in triplicate and wait 6-8 weeks for a response.

Or, if you'd rather not spend all that time in our waiting room, you can appeal the late fee and hope for the best.

Don't forget to bring a snack, because our waiting room is equipped with a vending machine that only dispenses stale crackers.

View the Fee Schedule for more information on our fees and charges.

Frequently Asked Questions about the Late Fee.

Don't forget to share your experience with the Late Fee on the Bureaucracy Review Board.

Or, if you're feeling generous, tip your fellow waiters in the waiting room.