Bureaucratic Fees Form 2: Because One Form Wasn't Painful Enough

Here is the list of fees you'll be charged for the privilege of interacting with us:

• Initial Application Fee (IAF): $100.00
• Perusal Fee (PF): $50.00 per 5 minutes of scrolling through our site
• Fee for Questioning Our Existence (FQUE): $200.00

Additional fees may apply, depending on the severity of the bureaucratic headache you're experiencing. Don't say we didn't warn you.