Optional Fees: A Guide to Paying for the Privilege of Not Paying

Welcome to the Department of Redundancy and Unnecessary Formulization. Today we will be exploring the wonderful world of optional fees, where you get to pay us money for the privilege of not paying us money. It's like a never-ending loop of bureaucratic confusion.

Fees for Not Paying Fees

Pick Your Fee:

Fine Print:

Optional fees are non-refundable. You will not receive a refund even if you don't pay us. Unless you do pay us. In which case, you will not receive a refund. Got it?