Congratulations! You've found the most efficient way to spend your afternoon. This is the Permit Application Form 9000, designed by the Bureaucratic Red Tape Agency (BRTA). Please fill out this form to obtain your permit, and we'll get to work on processing your application immediately... probably.
Don't forget to include all necessary documentation and a small, non-refundable fee in the form of a toaster.
Processing time may vary. Please stand by for further instructions.