Departmental Budgets is the most prestigious and feared division of the Ministry of Bureaucracy. We have the highest budget, the most complex forms, and the most confusing meetings.
Our team of highly trained and highly overpaid accountants and bureaucrats will guide you through the intricate process of allocating funds and making sense of our budget reports.
We also offer a variety of services, including:
Annual reports, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet?
Departmental budget planning workshops, where we teach you how to make your budget fit into a tiny Excel sheet.
Budget recovery team, where we help you recover from the trauma of reading our budget reports.