Phase 1: Initial Assessment and Damage Control
We have determined that our budget was destroyed in the great "Cookie Jar Debacle of 2023" and must be rebuilt from the ground up.
Step 1: Inventory all remaining funds and assets.
Step 2: Reconcile all outstanding transactions and accounts.
Step 3: Develop a plan to restore fiscal balance.
- Reassign all departmental funds to "Emergency Cookie Fund" accounts.
- Implement strict austerity measures to prevent further financial catastrophe.
- Consider outsourcing all accounting tasks to highly trained team of highly paid accountants.