We're the Department of Red Ink, and we're here to help you budget like it's 1929.
Our mission is to make sure you never have a single penny left over at the end of the month. Because who needs savings, anyway?
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated budgeting experts are ready to guide you through the process of spending your way to financial ruin.
It's simple: we start at zero, and then we subtract everything.
We're not just a budgeting system, we're a way of life. A way of life that's sure to leave you with nothing but the shirt on your back and a strong stomach.
Our patented Zero-Based Budgeting Algorithm is the key to unlocking a lifetime of debt.
We've helped countless individuals and families reach new depths of financial despair.
From single parents to retired accountants, our system has been proven time and time again to be the key to a life of quiet desperation.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about our satisfied customers in our Testimonials section.