Form 27-B/6: A Guide to Unraveling the Enigmatic Red Tape of Neo-Brutalist Finance

Section A: Filing for Inane Paperwork

1. Step 1: Gather 47 pages of unnecessary documentation
2. Step 2: Wait 3-5 years for processing
3. Step 3: Pay a 50% premium for expedited service (not actually expedited)

Section B: The Art of Protracted Litigation

Section C: Bureaucratic Jargon and Sarcasm