Form 27-B/4: The Overly-Enthusiastic Bureaucratic Form
- Section 1: Mandatory Bureaucratic Jargon
- Section 2: Involuntary Bureaucratic Jargon
- Section 3: Bureaucratic Sloganeering
- Section 4: Bureaucratic Redtape
Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4/1: Mandatory Bureaucratic Jargon
As per Section 1 of the Overly-Enthusiastic Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4, all employees are required to use the phrase "Bureaucratic Initiative" at least once per day in every meeting, report, and casual conversation.
Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4/2: Involuntary Bureaucratic Jargon
As per Section 2 of the Overly-Enthusiastic Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4, all employees are required to use the phrase "Pro-Active Pro-cessing" at least three times per week in every meeting, report, and casual conversation.
Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4/3: Bureaucratic Sloganeering
As per Section 3 of the Overly-Enthusiastic Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4, all employees are required to create a new Bureaucratic Initiative every Thursday at 2 PM, which shall consist of writing 500 words of pure Bureaucratic Jargon on the company intranet.
Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4/4: Bureaucratic Redtape
As per Section 4 of the Overly-Enthusiastic Bureaucratic Mandate 27-B/4, all employees are required to fill out Form 27-B/5 in triplicate, with at least 3 pages of pure Bureaucratic Jargon, and submit it to the Bureaucratic Redtape Committee for approval.