Our esteemed Noise Fines division is dedicated to collecting, cataloging, and occasionally fining individuals for excessive auditory transgressions. Think of us as the auditory equivalent of a traffic cop, but with more beeping.
We have a comprehensive list of noise-related infractions. Click here for a complete breakdown.
You'll be given a notice and a hefty fine, payable to us in installments of exactly 42.49 dollars. Failure to comply will result in further penalties, including but not limited to: repeated warnings, increased fines, and/or forced attendance to our Mandatory Listening Sessions (MLS).
A 6-week course designed to reeducate you on the art of making acceptable sounds. Taught by our certified Sonic Reeducators, who have spent years studying the subtleties of acceptable noise levels.