Bureaucratic Efficiency: The Flowchart of Doom

Flowchart 15: The Department of Inefficiency's Red Flag System

Step 1: Receive Complaint

Step 2: Assign Task to Random Employee

Step 3: Wait 3 Days for Response

Step 4: Realize Response is Just a Auto-Generated Email

Step 5: Escalate to Middle Management

Flowchart 16: Middle Management's "Helpful" Response

Step 1: Realize Middle Management has No Idea What You're Talking About

Step 2: Escalate to Upper Management

Step 3: Receive 10-Page Memo with No Clear Resolution

Step 4: Decide to just Go Home

Step 5: Start a Union