Welcome to the infamous Form 12-A, where your every request will be met with a sea of red tape and endless forms.
Don't bother trying to find a way out, you'll need to complete Section 1 first.
Complete this form, and you'll never have to leave. We promise.
Don't worry, it'll take at least 6 months to process your application.
Please be advised that you are required to read this entire document carefully and thoroughly, as failure to do so will result in severe consequences.
You are expected to read the following 473 pages of dense, incomprehensible text, and then answer a series of complex questions that will inevitably lead to more questions.
Section 1a: The Appendices of Doom Section 1b: The Glossary of ConfusionAnswer the following 27 questions with a level of detail and specificity that will leave us questioning your sanity.
Good luck, and don't say we didn't warn you.
Because the first 10 pages of Section 1 weren't enough, we've added another 40 pages to confuse you further.
This 5-page section will teach you the meaning of 47 obscure words and phrases, but not before you've finished the previous sections first.
After submitting your answers, you'll be presented with a new questionnaire, ad infinitum.
Don't worry, it's all part of the process.