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The Great Bureaucratic Empire

Where Red Tape is the Only Constant

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You have requested the subpages/bureaucracy/forms-and-regulations department, where our finest bureaucrats will guide you through the labyrinthine process of forms and regulations.

Our department is dedicated to the art of making your life as complicated as possible. We offer a wide range of services, including:

Form 27-B/12: Application for a Permit to Breathe the Air

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Regulation 3456-A: The Prohibition on Procrastination

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Don't forget to fill out Form 42-B/7: Notification of Intent to Not Procrastinate.

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