Departmental Issues 27-B/9: The Case of the Missing Donuts

It is with great displeasure that we announce the disappearance of a large quantity of donuts from the break room fridge. An investigation has been launched, and we are currently reviewing surveillance footage.

Initial Report

The break room fridge was checked at 08:00 AM, and 15 donuts were present. However, at 08:15 AM, the fridge was checked again, and only 3 donuts remained.

Witnesses report seeing a suspicious individual, known only as 'Donut Steve', lurking around theประก break room around the time of the incident.

Follow-up Report

An interview with 'Donut Steve' was conducted, but he claimed to have been 'just looking for a place to store his important work papers'. We are currently looking into this matter.

We are still investigating this incident and will keep you updated on any developments.

Press Release

Employee Witness Statements