Are you absolutely sure you don't want to be a productive member of society?

Please select from one of the following options:

Yes, I'm a functioning human being.
No, I'd rather be a sloth.
Abstain, but only because I'm secretly a time-traveler.
Abstain, but only because I'm allergic to mornings.
Submit

Remember, the consequences of your choices are irreversible.

Unless you're in the Time-Traveler's Union, in which case, see you later.