27 C. Legalese: The Art of Word Salad

Wherein the art of twisting language like a pretzel, until it's more confusing than a Rorschach test.

WHEREAS, the undersigned, being of sound mind and of sufficient legal capacity, do hereby declare that the following is a true and accurate statement of fact:

Article 1: The use of 27 C. Legalese is strictly prohibited, unless explicitly permitted by the undersigned.
Article 2: Any attempt to challenge the legitimacy of this document shall be met with stern resistance and a strongly worded letter.
Article 3: The undersigned reserves the right to modify or revoke this declaration at any time, without notice, or for any reason whatsoever.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have hereunto signed this declaration, and the undersigned do hereby declare that the foregoing is the true and accurate statement of fact, and that the undersigned are not under duress or undue influence.

28 E. Etiquette

26 A. Abstruse