Form 27B-3: Because You Asked for It

Welcome to the infamous Form 27B-3, the bane of productivity and the crown jewel of unnecessary paperwork.

Fill out this form to report a minor issue with the vending machine in the break room. Select all that apply:

Issue: It's not dispensing snacks It's dispensing expired snacks It's dispensing snacks that are not actually snacks Suggested Resolution: Call the vending machine repair hotline Send the vending machine to therapy Replace with a new vending machine (we can discuss budget for this) Submit

Proceed to Section B: Additional Comments and Justification