Form 27B-3: Application for Infinite Improbability Approval

For the purposes of this application, "Infinite Improbability" is defined as the ability to simultaneously eat 100 donuts while maintaining a body mass index of 18.5.

Please select from the following options:

Option 1: I have a PhD in Donutology and a proven track record of consuming 50+ donuts in a single sitting. Option 2: I have successfully completed a 100-hour donut-eating marathon and have not experienced a single stomachache. Option 3: I have a team of highly trained donut-taste-tester specialists who can vouch for my exceptional donut-eating abilities.

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