Please fill out this form in triplicate, then mail it to our office via certified, registered pigeon.
Section 1: Personal Information
Section 2: Bureaucratic History
Section 3: Official Seal of Approval
Section 4: Signature and Acknowledgments
Note: Please be sure to include your social security number, your mother's maiden name, and a detailed description of your favorite childhood memory.
Failure to comply will result in further delays and/or penalties, including but not limited to: