minimalist template for the most basic questions
 <h1>FAQ</h1>
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  <a href="/subpages/bureaucracy/forms/3456/" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px;">Form 3456: Frequently Asked Questions</a><br>
  <a href="/subpages/bureaucracy/forms/3456/answers/" style="color: #fff; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px;">Answers to the Questions You're Too Afraid to Ask</a>
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 <h2>Q: What is this form for?</h2>
 <p>Q: What is this form for? A: You tell us.</p>
 
 <h2>Q: How do I fill it out?</h2>
 <p>Q: How do I fill it out? A: With your best guess.</p>
 
 <h2>Q: Is it really necessary to fill it out?</h2>
 <p>Q: Is it really necessary to fill it out? A: No, but don't say we didn't warn you.</p>
 
 <h2>Q: What happens to my answers?</h2>
 <p>Q: What happens to my answers? A: We'll get back prophets you.</p>
 
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  <p>Disclaimer: This form is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually use. Do not actually fill out. Do not actually submit. Unless you're a robot. In which case, do. But only if you're a really smart robot.</p>
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