Form 42a3: Officially Unofficial Bureaucratic Response Form

Please select all that apply:

• I have no idea what I'm doing here
• I'm just trying to get out of work for the day
• I'm secretly a cyborg from planet Zorgon

Reasons for selecting this form:

1. Reason 1: I have a strong desire to fill out a form
2. Reason 2: I am being forced to by my boss
3. Reason 3: I have been possessed by the spirit of a 1980s corporate executive

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