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Appendix 3, Subpage 3.6: The Unofficial Bureaucratic Guide to Not Getting Anything Done

Chapter 1: The Futility of Human Endeavor

According to Article 4.2, subsection 2.1, item 3, all tasks shall be undertaken with the utmost deliberateness. In practice, this means filling out Form 27B in triplicate, stapling each sheet with the utmost ferocity, and then... and then...