Formaldehyde: The Official Bureaucracy Manual

Section 1: The Bureaucratic Alphabet Soup

When in doubt, use the following acronyms in your form:

• BDI (Bureaucratically Designed Initiative)
• CRT (Certified Regulatory Technician)
• FPI (Formaldehyde Process Improvement)
• IPD (Interdepartmental Project Director)
• RTI (Rapidly Thrown Together)

Remember, these are just examples. Please use your best judgment when filling out the form.

Proceed to Appendix 5: Form 27-B/6

Section 2: The Fine Art of Red Tape

When filling out a form, always remember that the more you write, the more secure your position is.

Use as many words as possible to describe your situation, even if they're just synonyms for 'thingamajig'.

Proceed to Appendix 6: Advanced Form-Fu Techniques

Section 3: Form-Related Emergency Procedures

In case of an error, always refer to the Bureaucratic Emergency Response System (BERS) for guidance.

• Press F5 to reboot your form.
• Press F12 to summon a Bureaucratic Technician for assistance.

Proceed to Appendix 7: Bureaucratic Self-Defense