Case File Number: 9-1-1
| Stapler Location: | Status: | Investigator's Notes: |
|---|---|---|
| Supply Closet, Level 3 | Stolen | Upon investigation, it appears the stapler in question was last seen during the " minimalist revolution" of 2018. Further inquiry revealed a cryptic message on the supply closet whiteboard, reading "The stapler is not dead, it is simply on a break." |
Appendix 10: The Stapler's Secret Life reveals more about the stapler's alleged "break."
Also, Appendix 8: The Stapler's Owner's Manual contains vital information about the stapler's original purpose and usage.