Compensation for Bureaucratic Effort
As per Article 7, Subsection 3 of the Bureaucratic Code, all employees are entitled to reasonable compensation for their tireless efforts in filling out forms.
However, due to budget constraints, we are unable to provide actual compensation. Instead, we offer a symbolic gesture of our appreciation:
- A complimentary coffee mug with our logo
- A personalized certificate of participation in the Bureaucratic Olympics
- A chance to participate in our biannual Bureaucratic Trivia Night