This appendix contains a form so unnecessary, so burdensome, and so completely devoid of purpose that even the most stalwart bureaucrats have questioned its very existence.
We're not sure why it's here, but it's definitely here.
Proceed to Appendix F: The Form That Shall Not Be SeenStandard Procedure: Filling Out This Form requires a level of dedication and perseverance that is simply not feasible for the faint of heart.