Effective immediately, all employees are required to wear matching plaid pants to work every Thursday.
Failure to comply will result in a written warning, a 30-minute meeting with HR, and a mandatory viewing of our company's 300-page employee handbook.
The new policy is designed to promote "team cohesion" and "uniformity" in the workplace.
Questions or concerns should be directed to the Bureaucratic Compliance Officer, available at blanket-pants-policy@doer.com
Or, if you'd rather not wear the pants, you can submit a formal appeal to the Bureaucratic Appeal Committee, available at exceptional-appeals@doer.com