As required by our Byzantine and Byzantine bylaws, we must present the following irrefutable evidence to justify our existence:
- The existence of a 17-page application form in triplicate, filled out in invisible ink.
- A signed affidavit from the Department of Redundancy, attesting to the fact that our procedures are indeed redundant.
- A 3000-page study on the sociological effects of our bureaucracy on the local ecosystem.
And here's the proof:
