Section 1: The Fine Print
For your convenience, we have compiled a comprehensive list of fees associated with our beloved bureaucracy.
| Fee Type | Amount |
|---|---|
| Application Filing Fee | $100 (includes complimentary pen and notary services) |
| Bureaucratic Red Tape Removal Fee | $50 (minimum 3 business days for processing) |
| Waiting Room Fee (per minute) | $5 |