Fees of the Future: Because the Present Wasn't Expensive Enough

Warning: the following fees are projected to increase at an exponential rate. Please do not attempt to calculate their current value, as it will likely change faster than your bank account.

Here's a list of fees that will soon become the norm:

• Interdimensional Travel Fee: $100 per kilometer (plus tax)
• Time-Travel Fee: $50 per minute (discounts for bulk purchases)
• Reality Distortion Fee: $200 per episode (minimum 1 episode per month)
• Parallel Universe Fee: $300 per dimension (plus dimensional instability surcharge)
• Meta-Reality Fee: $500 per meta-moment (guaranteed to change your perception of reality)

For more information, visit our sister page on Fees of the Future 101.

We also have a Fees of the Future 202 page that covers advanced topics in interdimensional accounting.