Official Guide to Paying for the Privilege of Doing Business

Warning: This page contains highly classified information about the Bureaucracy Fee Structure. Reading this page may cause dizziness, confusion, or spontaneous combustion.

Step 1: Gather Your Documents

Don't bother trying to make sense of the forms, just fill them out with whatever you think is correct. Our lawyers will sort it out.

Step 2: Pay the Fees

Our fees are calculated using an intricate system of sliding scales and arbitrary numbers. Pay the exact amount, or risk being audited for eternity.

Step 3: Sign on the Dotted Line

Once you've paid all the fees, sign on the dotted line and surrender your soul to our Bureaucracy.