Form 5678: A Bureaucratic Abomination

For the sake of paperwork, forms, and existential dread, please fill out this behemoth of a form. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks.

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Section A: Personal Information

Please provide the following information:

Name: Email: Phone:

Section B: Bureaucratic History

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Department: Form Version:

Section C: Reason for Contact

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Reason:

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