Form 9012: The Bureaucratic Nightmare

Section A: The Endless Loop of Red Tape

Fill out this form to request a simple permit to hold a small gathering in the park. Please be prepared to spend 3-5 years waiting for a response.

Section B: Personal Data

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Warning: This form may cause existential dread, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.