Incredibly Detailed Explanation of Bureaucratic Red Tape

This page contains an exhaustive list of every possible step in the process of requesting a form from the Department of Red Tape. This is not a drill.

Click here for the first step.

		
    
			
  1. Step 1: Submit Form 123: Request for Form 345
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  2. Step 2: Wait 3-5 Business Days for Form 123 to be processed (not guaranteed)
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  3. Step 3: Receive automated response indicating that Form 123 is in the queue
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  4. Step 4: Submit Form 456: Acknowledgement of Form 123 Receipt
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  5. Step 5: Wait another 3-5 Business Days for Form 456 to be processed (not guaranteed)
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  6. Step 6: Receive automated response indicating that Form 456 is in the queue
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  7. Step 7: Submit Form 678: Appeal to Expedite Form 123 and Form 456
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  8. Step 8: Wait 14-21 Business Days for Form 678 to be processed (not guaranteed)
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  9. Step 9: Receive automated response indicating that Form 678 is in the queue (or that you are a liar)
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  10. Step 10: Submit Form 345: Incredibly Detailed Explanation of Bureaucratic Red Tape
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  11. Step 11: Congratulations! You have reached the end of the process! (or that you are a glutton for punishment)
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