The Great Lost Letter Agency

Lost Letter Services

Are you a victim of circumstance, or perhaps you've misplaced that one letter from your secret admirer? We've got just the thing for you!

• Lost Letter Tracking Services
• Letter Rewrite Services (Additional Charge Applies)
• Return to Sender Services (Additional Fee Applies)

Success Stories!

Some of our satisfied customers include:

• Bob, who found his great-aunt Mildred's recipe for 3-ingredient lasagna
• Jane, who tracked down her missing prom date (who was actually a nice guy)
• The local postmaster, who recovered his favorite pen that he'd lost in the supply closet

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: Do you really have a 100% success rate?

A: No. That's just marketing.