Department of Redundancy and Bureaucratic Excess (DBE)

Levels of Red Tape

Welcome to the DBE, where your every whim and fancy requires 3 levels of approval before you can do anything.

Level 1: Initial Review

Our intrepid Form Reviewer will carefully examine your form and ensure that you have filled out every single box.

• Will not be returned for review
• If not approved, will be returned to you with a stern letter

Level 2: Secondary Review

Our Deputy Form Reviewer will double-check your form and ensure that you have not made any mistakes.

• May be sent back to Level 1 for further review
• Or, if lucky, may proceed to Level 3

Level 3: Final Approval

Our Director of Forms and Procedures will personally review your form and ensure that it is perfect in every way.

If approved, you may proceed with your life.