Lost and Found FAQs Answers

Q: What is the Lost and Found department's primary function?

A: Our department is responsible for finding your lost items. If we can't find them, we'll just make up a story about how we did.

Q: What happens if I lose something in the office?

A: Don't worry, we'll put up a "Lost and Found" sign on the fridge, and if nobody claims it in a week, we'll just throw it away and say it was a "test item."

Q: Can I get a refund for the item I lost?

A: Ha! You think we're made of money, don't you? Sorry, no refunds. You can, however, get a participation trophy for being a good sport.

Q: How do I contact the Lost and Found department?

A: Just send an email to lost-and-found@bureaucracy.gov and we'll get back to you... eventually.