LOST AND FOUND FAQ
Q: What is Lost and Found in Bureaucratia?
A: It's where we store items that are lost by employees, visitors, or our esteemed leaders. It's like a giant game of "find the missing sock" but without the socks, because, well, those are usually the easiest things to find.
Q: How do I find something in Lost and Found?
A: Just ask our friendly Bureaucratian staff. We'll do our best to locate it for you. If we can't find it, we'll create a new item in the Lost and Found and give you a form to fill out so we can keep track of it.
Fill out a Lost and Found form now!Common Lost and Found Items:
- A pen with a wonky tip
- A stapler that only works on Tuesdays
- A stapler that doesn't work on Tuesdays
- A "World's Okayest Bureaucrat" mug
Lost and Found Statistics:
Items in the Lost and Found: 427
Items found in the last 30 days: 12
Average time to find an item: 3.5 years
View our fancy graph!