It's been 3 months since you submitted your appeal. We've reviewed your paperwork, but our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated lawyers has decided to put your case on the backburner. We're sorry. Not really.
In the meantime, we've been busy with more pressing matters, like our monthly meeting to discuss the importance of proper stapler placement in the break room.
However, we're willing to consider re-appealing your case, provided you can prove that you're not just a troublemaker trying to game the system. Please resubmit your paperwork with a strongly worded letter of apology and a side of biscuits.
Click here to resubmit your appeal or for a sneak peek at our stapler placement meeting