Phase One: Where Bureaucracy Goes to Die
Lost in Translation Phase One: A Guide to Understanding the Incomprehensible
Warning: This phase may contain excessive use of jargon, convoluted explanations, and poorly translated documents.
Phase Two: The Descent into Madness Phase Three: The UntranslatableKey Concepts to Grasp:
- Red tape: A mysterious force that holds all progress back.
- Cascading paperwork: A never-ending series of forms to fill out.
- Interminable meetings: A series of pointless discussions that go nowhere.