Section 1: What is a Medical Certificate?
A medical certificate is a document that proves you're not completely insane. It's usually a bright yellow piece of paper with black ink on it, and it's required for all official purposes. If you don't have one, don't even bother trying.
Section 2: Types of Medical Certificates
We have the following types of medical certificates:
- Form 27-B/6: The Certificate of Sanity
- Form 34-Alpha: The Certificate of Emotional Stability
- Form 91-Delta: The Certificate of Complete and Utter Madness
Section 3: How to Get a Medical Certificate
Follow these steps:
- Fill out Form 27-B/6 in triplicate
- Get a doctor to sign it
- Have the doctor's secretary stamp it
- Mail it in to us
Section 1: Name: ______________________________________
Section 2: Address: ______________________________________
Section 3: Date of Birth: _____________________________
Signature: ______________________________________