Proof of Identity: The Form That Shall Not be Filled Out

Due to the ever-growing threat of identity theft, we've been forced to implement the most draconian security measures possible.

Name: Social Security Number: Passport Number: <#passport" style="width: 100px; padding: 10px; border: 4px solid #000; border-radius: 10px;" readonly="readonly"> Address:

By submitting this form, you acknowledge that you're a sentient being who will be tracked, monitored, and possibly replaced by a more efficient AI in the future.

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