We're currently experiencing a backlog of tickets, and it's going to take a while for us to get to yours. But don't worry! Our team of highly trained, overqualified, and slightly-unenthused technicians are working tirelessly to resolve each issue, one by one. And by "tirelessly," we mean with a hint of desperation.
Here's the queue:
Don't bother trying to skip the queue, our technicians are watching you.
Or, you know, just take a chance and try to jump it (but we won't judge you).