Why, yes, we can help you with that.

We're glad you asked. Because, clearly, you've exhausted all other options and have come to the correct decision to seek our expertise.

Here's a completely unhelpful and sarcastic response:

• Try Googling it.
• Ask a friend.
• Consult a mirror.

We hope this helps. Not.

Maybe our official answers will be more helpful?

Or maybe you're just asking for trouble?

Well, congratulations! You've managed to trigger our snarky response generator.

We're not sure what you're asking, but it's probably something stupid.

Here's a response that's just as unhelpful as the last one:

• Go away.
• Don't come back.
• We're watching you.

If you insist on being annoying, visit our trolling page.

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We're not going to give you any real advice, but we might give you a puzzle to solve.

Here's a riddle for you:

What can be broken, but never held? What can be given, but never sold?

• A promise.
• A secret.
• A punchline.

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