Standardized Form 3456: The Bureaucratic Nightmare

Please select from the following options, carefully and with great trepidation:

Reason for form submission (Select one, or multiple, or none at all, we won't judge) I lost my cat I found a cat I'm just here for the free pens I'm a spy, send help Full Name (including, but not limited to: Mr., Mrs., Dr., Agent, etc.) Email (we'll use it for our quarterly newsletter) Phone (for our call center) Submit, and pray for mercy

Submit and risk your sanity