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Section 1: Bureaucratic Details

Section 2: Bureaucratic Details Continued

Section 3: Bureaucratic Oaths

We swear by the ancient Bureaucratic Pledge.

• On my honor, I promise to follow all rules.
• I swear to obey all regulations.
• I vow to never, ever, ever, ever, submit a form without a valid reason.

Section 4: Submit and Pray

Please submit this form, and may the Bureaucratic Gods guide you.