Frooty Tech Wanted

Wanted: Genius-level tech talent for our top-secret, highly classified, utterly useless project. Must have experience with:

• Extreme amounts of coffee consumption
• Proficiency in obscure programming languages
• Ability to work 24/7 without sleep or human interaction

Requirements:

• Must be willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement
• Must be able to type 100 WPM on a Commodore 64
• Must be able to recite the entire script of "The Matrix" backwards

Send resume, cover letter, and a brief explanation of why you, a highly skilled tech professional, would willingly trade your sanity for a paycheck.

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